He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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