doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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