Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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