sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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