god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Randomize
