is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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