Will you blow on my dice?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
His nipple licking is glorious
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