Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Say something about gay babies.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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