Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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