i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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