Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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