im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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