Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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