I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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