school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She's the barista slut.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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