i already hear my dad disowning me
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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