Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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