absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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