doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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