I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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