can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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