The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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