I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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