Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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