So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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