I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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