is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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