He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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