420 ftw
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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