Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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