I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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