Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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