I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Randomize
