I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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