she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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