But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
