So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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