So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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