its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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