when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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