My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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