North Korea, Best Korea!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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