I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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