And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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