I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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