I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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