the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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