i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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