dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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