Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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