But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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