home. puking in laundry basket.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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