I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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