There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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