You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Randomize