i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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