literally had 100 drinks last night.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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