i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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