Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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