kristin has been a bad kristin
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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